Lately I have been paranoid about what I call my miss-stache, so I decided to have it waxed. I don’t really have much of one and I usually bleach what I do have, but I thought what the heck – let’s wax it! What could it hurt? Well let me tell you it is a pain like no other! It brought tears to my eyes and expletives were spewing from my mouth!
On the way home from the salon I noticed that I had blistery looking bumps on the part of my face where my miss-stache used to be and I panicked! You see I was supposed to go play poker with my darling husband and I couldn’t go to a place as classy as a casino with boils on my face.
I called my good friend who gets her miss-stache waxed on a regular basis to ask her what to do! I knew that she would have just the answer! She told me that I needed to wear something to cover up the bumps. Brilliant idea! Maybe I could wear a pair of those glasses with the attached moustache just like Mr. Potato Head! *That* wouldn’t stand out!
I opted for ice and a prayer and it worked!
Why do women have to put themselves through all of this? Why is it acceptable for men to have hair all over their body while women have to wax, shave and pluck?
Why oh why did Eve have to eat that apple?
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